May 2012
guccimom:
it just sucks because i suffer from 80hd but i’m also lack toast and tolerant
I was taking out the trash at work and one of the Mexicans on break told me to go over there and bend over and suck his dick and I said no and he asked why I’m gay tho and I said that doesn’t mean anything.
“Mother of All, Father of All:
As I go through the day,
Keep my eyes open wide....”
– Ceisiwr Serith - A Book of Pagan Prayer
I like you
dollydust said: hey guess what is a stupid concept? virginity. you have sex with whoever you want to however much you want to and damn everyone else.
queefjerkey:
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
my publicist told me to tell everyone i’m a virgin
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I have no idea how many times I’ve had sex.
I have no idea how many guys I’ve had sex with.
It’s not trashy. It’s normal. It’s a really immature thing to care about.
So anons, please go away because you’re annoying as all hell. You’re immature to have stalked me enough to know that I...
princessjullianna:
having a fucking seizer because volkswagon has the word swag in it.
i cant even say “volks-wagon”
im saying “volk-swaggin” now…
“They’re gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel ads (via e-pic)
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
straight guys are literally gayer then most gay guys
k1mkardashian:
poor kreayshawn. she’s so misunderstood.
Anonymous asked: how many times have u had sex :p
gaymzee:
the only reason i watch porn is so i can imagine its my otp doing The Sex
k1mkardashian:
ke$ha seems like that type of person that would help take care of you if you were uncontrollably drunk even though she’s really drunk herself
Watchshavingryansprivates:
tangletots:
OMGJDNFKSBDFADKNJADVSAD
me too
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biebers:
worldwide recession? no problem
everyone look at this gif and no one ever be sad again