February 2012
Watch1612th:
wow black people are so smart
tunnnelsnakesrule:
shoutout to danica patrick for reinforcing the stereotype that women can’t drive
richwhitelesbian:
currently reading a thread about how anime/manga is a liberal communist asian chinese jap plot to indoctrinate americas children god bless the internet adtrw till i die
me: hi
british person: hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: whats up
british person: just hanging out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: ok
british person: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
thelegendofzelda:
my blog has been so angsty lately but it’s okay because you can’t spell gangster without angst
ronpalsy:
Fool me once, shame on u. FOol me twice, piss on me. Fucking piss on me.
mariocnes:
i went on this tinychat and people talked about being tumblr famous, posting nudes to be tumblr famous and how the most theyve gotten is 30 notes etc and aw i just sat there all quiet it was a cute feeling (｀・ω・´)”
“like a chunk”
– me
mariocnes:
now hiring cute boy 2 touchmy butt
mcdammit:
guys aren’t that different whether they’re horny or not
girls are like two different people
boomboomstephy:
Paul. 17 Years old. Lauren is my girlfriend, my real girlfriend, and will be my wife in the future. I am happily in love. Lauren is my soul mate. I finally found her. Nicknames are Panda. Pauly. Pauly Pocket.
DEAD
coagulates:
I always thought canadians were a myth idk
doomf:
masturbates to death
iceclimbers:
the devil is leading me into the gay porn tag
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
lady & the tramp sounds like a hott lesbian romance
waxxx:
mark is asexual because he never had neopets or clubpenguin when he was little and he never experienced picking up ladies on clubpenguin or having crazy igloo parties like this really does explain so much
I’m in a group video chat with 5 others - Click to watch or join: http://tinychat.com/vwmng
I’m in a group video chat with 5 others - Click to watch or join: http://tinychat.com/vwmng
I’m in a group video chat with 5 others - Click to watch or join: http://tinychat.com/vwmng
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
i m not a model but people on tumblr think i am...
planetary-duality replied to your photoset: The second one is me mocking my sister’s…
wow, why aren’t you a model or something?
Anyone want to lay naked on my bed so I could...
z-i-e:
Any takers?
me me me me oh wait we vaguely know each other nvmnvm
doomf:
I’m getting emotion-reassignment surgery and by reassignment I mean completely removed
single me and me in a relationship are like the opposite sides of a manic depressive